This is a feature that appears periodically, usually (but not always) as we attend conventions and overhear things. The tradition of keeping track of anonymous overheard bits and bobs started for us at the 2002 ConJose, where trying (or trying not to) fill in the blanks on overheard conversations made us laugh so much that we made it a tradition. (For those keeping track, the one that started it all was "Shelby, it's not okay to touch your sister's breast with the back of your hand, either!".)
This issue we share some highlights from the store, Writers With Drinks, and this year's World Science Fiction Convention in San Jose:
* Overheard at WorldCon:
"It's like rolling your tongue over a minefield."
"The place is _exceptionally_ slick and chrome. It's like pooping in the future."
"Just say the word if you want 'Weird Japanese Snacks' on your name badge."
"I WASN'T lying. I was just making sh*t up."
"I'm pretty sure no one's going to come up and say 'Please fix my Patrick Stewart!"
"I have baser instincts but very high restraint."
"That's why there's so much on the line; because it's entirely about ego."