This is a feature that appears periodically, usually as we attend conventions and overhear things. However, sometimes we overhear amusing tidbits even when we're not attending a convention:
"He's like Vanilla Ice, but not even that cool!"
"You know it's a bad idea to get drunk with people you don't trust. It can lead to terrible things, like pregnancy, or karaoke."
"'I read FIFTY SHADES. . .Now what?' and 'Where can I get more mommy porn?'"
"Do you think our staff can take [---] Books' staff?"
"I dunno, I've never seen them. But I do fight dirty."
"How are you today?"
"Well, my bank gave me a hot dog."
"The wind is awful. I feel like I'm going to end up in Oz whenever I walk to the BART station."
"Oh, yeah. . . last time with the unipod was bad."
"I am an elephant of chaos!"
"Don't you mean _element_?"
"No, I like 'elephant' better."
"I'd rather watch an X-rated version of 'Harold and Maude' than watch Hayden Christensen in that movie!"
"Everything in life is about sex and death. And THAT'S why we always end up at 'Harold and Maude'!"
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