Okay, so normally this section is called "Overheard at the Con," and we only print it when we attend conventions & overhear things at them. Well, you guys are just so gosh-darn quotable that we'll be expanding the section to include funny, out-of-context things we occasionally overhear at the store, too. (And no fair oh-so-casually dropping funny quotes just so we'll include them in the newsletter!)
"I don't know, it was disturbing - there's just something about Lolita with a whip."
"My parents are FedEx-ing smoked turkey and green-beans to the bookstore for me. Can you sign for that?"
"This poem is about "Gilligan's Island". Then The Skipper starts tearing peoples' legs off."
"Build a man a fire and you've kept him warm for the night; light a man on fire and you've kept him warm for the rest of his life."
"Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice."
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